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Posted: one year ago Quote #3897
Wat is d ful frm of MBNP & TBNP? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Nhi pta? ? ? ? ? M-mujhe B-bhi N-nahin P-pata & T-tujhe B-bhi N-nahin P-pata.. Hehe have a mastibhara day :)
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Posted: one year ago Quote #3898
)) (( _((_ _))_ \__/? \__/? Jaldi pilijiye chaay, badi dur se bheji hai, varna thandi ho jaygi. "GOOD MORNING"
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Posted: one year ago Quote #3899
Seeing a "chipkali" on ur bed is nthing, actully.. .. .. .. .. .. .. the real problem starts .. .. .. wen it disappears..........!!!
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Posted: one year ago Quote #3900
God doesnt give u the people u want, he gives u the people u need... to help u... to hurt u... to leave u... to love u... and to make u the person u were meant to be.
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Posted: one year ago Quote #3901
HEART TOUCHING STORY : A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy's father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled: "Why did you take all this time to come? Don't you know that my son's life is in danger? Don't you have any sense of responsibility?" The doctor smiled & said: "I am sorry, I wasn't in the hospital & I came as fast as I could after receiving the call...... And now, I wish you'd calm down so that I can do my work" "Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??" said the father angrily.. The doctor smiled again & replied: "I will say what Job said in the Holy Book "From dust we came & to dust we return, blessed be the name of God". Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go & intercede for your son, we will do our best by God's grace" "Giving advises when we're not concerned is so easy" Murmured the father. The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy, "Thank goodness!, your son is saved!" And without waiting for the father's reply he carried on his way running. "If you have any question, ask the nurse!!" "Why is he so arrogant? He couldn't wait some minutes so that I ask about my son's state" Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left. The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: "His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son's surgery. And now that he saved your son's life, he left running to finish his son's burial." Moral- Never judge anyone..... because you never know how their life is & what they're going through "Don't Forget To Share this" SPREAD HUMANITY :)
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Posted: one year ago Quote #3902
Wen ur mood is not gud without any reason.. U are definitely missing sumone.. Sumone who existed in ur life or sumone U wish to have existed!!
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Posted: one year ago Quote #3903
Laila Ne Majnu Ko Ek Ped Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Boli. . Laila: “ Tum Majnu Ho Na? ”Majnu Bola: “ Haan ” ... Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Jhadiyo Ke Piche Dekha To Boli. . Laila: “ Tum Majnu Ho Na? ”Majnu Bola: “ Haan, Main Majnu Hoon ” . . .Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Diwaar Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Kaha. . . .Laila: “ Tum Majnu Ho Na? . . .”Majnu Bola: “ Haan-Haan, Kamini Main Majnu Hi Hoon, Tu Mujhe potty Karne Degi Ya Nahi “
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Posted: one year ago Quote #3904
Fact Of Life: When Someone Cares For Us, We Think They Make Us Bore, But When We Really Need Them, Someone Else Have Already Liked There Boring Care. .
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Posted: one year ago Quote #3905
Door ho jane se rishtey nahi tootte, Na hi Ye to dilon ke bandhan hain, Isiliye hum tumhein aur tum hamein nahi bhoolte…
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Posted: one year ago Quote #3906
Girl: Wat r u doin these days? Boy: I ws doin a job wid "Times Of India" bt nw i left G: O God y?. . B: kaun sala subah subah uthe or paper fekne jaye!:-D 2 hours
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